地点：监狱活动室
人物：约翰、卢克、杰森、狱霸马塞尔、黑头达兹、埃塞克、女狱警朵恩和其他劳教人员
情节：约翰已进监狱达12次之多，可谓常客，其可搞到犯人所需的许多物品。卢克、杰森和约翰在活动室中谈论所需物品之事，不久女狱警朵恩到访，通知卢克，其女友来探视了。
注释：本内容选自英语影视剧作品，个别之处有所改动
【卢克】：Thank you.
Pepsi Max【卢克】：I beg your pardon?
【约翰】：That's not my name, mate.
Elton John: Candle In The Wind Food Welcome Pack Galaxy Minstrels Andrex【卢克】：I'm not really interested, but thank you.
DuvetRoss Kemp On Gangs（注：卢克听到杰森要一支枪，感到很奇怪，带着怀疑笑容问杰森）
【约翰】：You just let me know and you guys'll be fine, as long as you...
【约翰】：I was going to say you'll be fine as long as you don't sit in Marcel's special seat.
（注：正说话之际，一个桌球突然弹向卢克，好在卢克及时躲过）
（注：卢克因桌球飞奔过来，大喊一声，及时躲过，桌球重重击在墙上。卢克因担心自己的喊叫惊吓到狱霸马塞尔他们，急忙连声说道歉）
【卢克】：Sorry, sorry, sorry.
You can see a book or something in the glove box【约翰】：It wasn't just the helmet. I heard it was full...
【卢克】：No, let's not do anything to anyone's anything.
Six-pack（注：又一个桌球飞奔过来，击中了卢克的头）
【卢克】：Please stop talking.
【杰森】：Fine. When I bring her back to the cell tonight, you need to make yourself scared.
（注：卢克无可奈何地再一次纠正杰森的语误）
Screw（prison officer）（注：杰森转脸问约翰）
（注：杰森若有所思地想说什么）
【卢克】：Do go on.
【杰森】：..xxxx!
【卢克】：Xxxx? Jason, xxxxx! A screw I want to xxxxx!
【杰森】：Why's that better?
【卢克】：Dawn's a screw I really want to xxxxx!
（注：狱警朵恩来到活动室）
【朵恩】：Well, that's never going to happen.
Yellow card【杰森】：We both are.
（注：杰森说话之际，顺便坐在了小椅子上，向朵恩展示其坐下来才能显现出来的 “腹肌”，朵恩愣住了）